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Should we prepare an American squirrel army?
Craig Ferguson reported that German squirrels were attacking. This is frightening because we all know how German squirrels can be, right? I think we should form an army of American squirrels and form an alliance with British squirrels. The Italian squirrels will eventually change sides, but they will start off on the wrong side at the beginning of the war. As to the French squirrels, even though as a precaution they have already surrendered, when we liberate Paris our American squirrels can drink their wine and cheese and enjoy the “company” of their lady squirrels if they bring them nylons and chocolate covered macademia nuts. How about it? An army of American squirrels? USA! USA! USA!
If their Mitachlorian count is high enough, or if the squirrels are truly adamant to learn, we can train them to become Jedi masters. That will surely put the German Squirrel Empire in its place.
Happy 70th Anniversary… to nylon!
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3 x 5 ft US United States Nylon Flag Embroidered stars – sewn stripes $2.50 These heavyweight nylon flags are beautifully constructed with embroided stars, sewn stripes, and reinforced fly ends with nylon thread. They combine lustrous beauty with superior wearing quality and excellent fly ability. Made of the finest nylon, they are specifically manufactured for outdoor use. … |
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American Fishing Wire Surflon Micro Supreme Nylon Coated 7×7 Stainless Steel Leader Wire Perhaps the best leader wire available! Surflon Micro Supreme is miniature 49 strand stainless steel wire that is extremely flexible and kink resistant. This wire is ideal for many types of sport fishing because it can be knotted to your bait and line like monofilament, it provides greater flexibility and less stretch than monofilament, and is generally smaller diameter per pound test, and therefo… |
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American Fishing Wire Surflon Micro Ultra Nylon Coated 1×19 Stainless Steel Leader Wire Surflon Micro Ultra 19 strand is more flexible than our Surflon 1×7, but not as flexible as our Surflon Micro Supreme 7×7. Surflon Micro Ultra has a smooth nylon coating that adds kink resistance, provides longer life, and makes the wire easy to knot. You can attach this leader wire using common monofilament knots such as the Albright Knot, Clinch Knot, Nail Knot, Perfection Loop, Surgeon’s Loo… |
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American Apparel Nylon Spandex Tricot Leggings Same great fit as our Cotton Spandex Jersey Legging. This Nylon Spandex Tricot version is perfect for the gym or for adding a fun accent to any outfit…. |
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American Apparel Nylon Tricot High-Waist Skirt A short, full and flirty skirt in our Nylon Tricot; doubles as a dress. Great as swimwear, too…. |
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Advantus All-Weather Outdoor U.S. Flag, 100% Heavyweight Nylon, 5 x 8 Feet (AVTMBE002270) $39.50 Show your patriotism by proudly displaying this All-Weather Outdoor U.S. Flag. Made by Advantus, each 5 x 8 foot flag is made of the finest quality materials available and has sewn stripes and embroidered stars. This flag is made of all-weather 100% heavyweight nylon, making them strong, durable and able to stand the test of time, outdoors or in. The white canvas heading has brass grommets so each… |
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Advantus All-Weather Outdoor U.S. Flag, 100% Heavyweight Nylon, 4 x 6 Feet (AVTMBE002220) $34.99 Show your patriotism by proudly displaying this All-Weather Outdoor U.S. Flag. Made by Advantus, each 4 x 6 foot flag is made of the finest quality materials available and has sewn stripes and embroidered stars. This flag is made of all-weather 100% heavyweight nylon, making them strong, durable and able to stand the test of time, outdoors or in. The white canvas heading has brass grommets so each… |
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US American Nylon Appliqued Embroidered Stars House Flag $11.99 “The greeting card to your home.” Decorative flags make for a wonderful home & garden decoration for every season and reason! Our flags are created from original artwork by some of the nation’s finest artists. Our unique process is your gurantee that your flag will retain shape, fabric durability and vivid color process through any weather condition and for many years to come!… |
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